there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
Do you like gossip girl?
YASSSS!!! I’m sadly only on like season 3 but it’s been my show of the summer and I’m hooked
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
capricorns would look so weird. like, “hey, do you like my goat horns? they go perfectly with my fucking mermaid tail.”